Quotes of the Week: ‘Survivor,’ ‘2 Broke Girls,’ ‘Suburgatory,’ & More

Left to right: Cochran from 'Survivor,' Nathan Fillion on 'Castle,' and Sofia Vergara on 'Modern Family'

Here are some memorable quotes from this week of television:

The Good Wife 3×04 “Feeding the Rat”

“How was whoring?” -Alicia to Will

How I Met Your Mother 7×06 “Mystery Vs. History”

“Oh my God. They’re six minutes into the date … Ted’s probably already told her he loves her!” -Barney

2 Broke Girls 1×05 “And the ’90s Horse Party”

“Was your childhood based on the novel Push by Sapphire?” -Caroline

Castle 4×05 “Eye of the Beholder”

Castle: “You’re not trying to fix me up again! Haven’t you learned your lesson after the last fiasco?”

Martha: “Fiasco? You married her.”

Castle: “Yes! And how did that marriage end?”

Suburgatory 1×04 “Don’t Call Me Shirley”

“I am in a full blown panic… I haven’t felt this vulnerable since I test drove a Smart Car.” -Dallas

Modern Family 3×06 “Go Bullfrogs!” 

“What do you mean, ‘she blossom’? Like, the poo-berty?” -Gloria

Survivor 23×06 “Free Agent”

“I’m a sparkling water person.” -Cochran (explaining his hesitation to slide down the natural rock formation water slide into a lake)

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Posted on October 23, 2011, in Quotes, Television and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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