Quotes of the Week: ‘Community,’ ‘New Girl,’ ‘The League,’ & More

Winston catches up on two years of American pop culture on 'New Girl,' Barney shows his American pride on 'How I Met Your Mother,' and Castle pulls a John McClane

Do you know what month it is? (Hint: it rhymes with “Schmovember.”) That’s right! It’s November! Which means it’s time to get ready for November sweeps! Things are about to get real interestin’. Here are some memorable snippets from this wonderful week of television…

The Good Wife 3×06 “Affairs of State”

“My ex-wife slept with a Bin Laden?!” -Eli Gold

How I Met Your Mother 7×08 “The Slutty Pumpkin Returns”

“I want Scotch. American Scotch, from Scotland.” -Barney

Castle 4×07 “Cops & Robbers”

“Don’t worry. I saw this work on Die Hard.” -Castle

Glee 3×04 “Pot O’ Gold”

“I am caught between a rock and a different yet equally hard rock.” -Principal Figgins

New Girl 1×04 “Naked”

“You know what I learned from the Internet? We got nothing to worry about. Everybody has their moment. We might get a cat one day; that cat might play the keyboard. A bear might fall on our trampoline. We don’t need to have it figured out right now. Our moments will come.” -Winston

Modern Family 3×07 “Treehouse”

“Gaby’s mom’s a hoarder. That essay practically writes itself.” -Haley

Community 3×06 “Advance Gay”

“I have a gift. I’m special. I’m not a loser like you. I’m gonna eat spaceman paninis with Black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!” -Troy

Parks & Recreation 4×06 “End of the World”

“If it makes you feel any better, Leslie, we’ll be dead in twenty minutes.” -Herb

The Vampire Diaries 3×08 “Ordinary People”

Stefan: “Why are you here?”
Damon: “What are you talking about? It’s family day at vampire rehab. Just paying a visit to my baby brother.”

The League 3×05 “Bobbum Man”

Kevin: “Taco, I don’t want you breaking into my house at four o’clock in the morning anymore.”
Taco: “Yeah that’s what all the other guys said.”

What were your favorite quotes this week? Leave them in the comments, or tweet us @PopCultureNexus!


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