Quotes of the Week: ‘Up All Night,’ ‘Parks & Rec,’ & More

Left to right: Castle goes under cover, Andy represents Finland on 'Parks & Rec,' Ava babysits on 'Up All Night'

Congratulations on surviving another week! You deserve a reward. How about a rundown of the funniest lines from my your favorite shows this week?…

How I Met Your Mother 7×09 “Disaster Averted”

Marshall: “Nobody wakes up in the morning and says, ‘Today I’m going to star in a YouTube video’.”
Lily: “You’ve said that at least a dozen times.”

Castle 4×08 “Heartbreak Hotel”

“Wow. Apparently last time you were at the Sapphire, you accidentally set a mattress on fire and the drapes were covered with jam.” -Daniel to Castle

New Girl 1×05 “Cece Crashes”

“No, I don’t dance. I’m from that town in Footloose.” -Nick

Up All Night 1×08 “First Night Away”

“I noticed you are doing a lot of whispering. How much does she understand? Because I have to make a phone call later to my investment bankers and the language might get a little salty. Those [beep] are [beep] me dry.” -Ava to Chris in front of Amy

Community 3×07 “Studies in Modern Movement”

“We spent our whole lives being told that blanket forts are only for special occasions, like sleepovers, or when uncles die. But that’s a lie, Annie. You can live in a fort of blankets all day every night.” -Troy

Parks & Recreation 4×07 “The Treaty”

“I just traded Finland’s military to Kenya for fifty lions.” -Andy

What did we miss? Tell us your favorite lines from this week of TV. Leave a comment, or tweet us @PopCultureNexus!


Posted on November 12, 2011, in Quotes, Television and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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