Quotes of the Week: ‘The Bachelor,’ ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ & More

The Bachelor 16×01

“Maybe we can share a tampon sometime.” -Resident nut-job Jenna to Monica after confronting her about her attitude

How I Met Your Mother 7×13 “Tailgate”

Marshall (visiting his father’s grave): “I think the most appropriate way to honor your memory today is to get blasted and watch the Vikings make the Bears their furry little bitches. Go Vikes!”

2 Broke Girls 1×13 “And the Secret Ingredient”

Caroline (commenting on Max’s card choice for her mother): “Get better soon? I thought you said it was a birthday card.”
Max: “It is. That’s the only one that seemed appropriate for our relationship.”

Pretty Little Liars 2×14 “Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares”

Hanna (trying to deduce the gender of the mysterious “A”): “Any sense of boobs?”

Suburgatory 1×10 “Driving Miss Dalia”

Dallas: “Dalia’s getting her driver’s license, or so we hope. Third time’s the charm!”
George: “Oh, she failed twice already?”
Dallas: “Oh God, no. I’m rounding down from six.”

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Posted on January 8, 2012, in Quotes, Television and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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