Quotes of the Week: Bookies, Brides, & Barbecues

Gossip Girl season 5, episode 13 “G.G.”

Cyrus (played by Princess Bride star Wallace Shawn): “Hey! She’s here! The Princess Bride.”

Glee season 3, episode 11 “Michael”

Puck: “This is what we call ‘taking the high road,’ which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana.”

New Girl season 1, episode 11 “Jess & Julia”

Jess: “Schmidt’s like Ellis Island in the 1800s; he accepts everyone.”

Raising Hope season 2, episode 12 “Gambling Again”

Burt: “I’m not gambling. I just like to look at children. There’s no law against that.”
Virginia: “Save it, Burt. We’re all gambling. Now let’s go make some money.”
Burt: “Finally, something we can do as a family.”

The Vampire Diaries season 3, episode 13 “Bringing Out the Dead”

Damon (chastising Stefan for bringing up Klaus’ history of matricide): “Hey Stef, remember when you killed Dad? Might want to dial down the judgment till dessert.”

30 Rock season 6, episode 5 “Today You Are a Man”

Jack (lamenting the fact that he’s no longer in charge of the Microwave Division): “If I were still there, I would control every aspect of that project. Planning. Oversight. Morale boosting t-shirts indicating everyone survived a certain barbecue…”

Parks & Recreation season 4, episode 14 “Operation Ann”

Ben: “How’s it going?”
Guy at the Desk: “It’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m working the late shift at the Snow Globe Museum. So I’m right where I want to be.”

Project Runway season 10, episode 5 “Clothes Off Your Back”

Michael (on finding his muse for their latest challenge): “When I saw her, I knew that she was the one. The sun was shining behind her, chickens were hatching, Jesus came back. It was wonderful.”

Up All Night season 1, episode 14 “Preschool Auction”

Reagan (referring to the nap room in a selective preschool): The entire floor is Temper-Pedic.

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