Quotes of the Week: 30 Rock, 2 Broke Girls, & More

How I Met Your Mother 7×19 “The Broath”

[Spooky chanting in the background]
Ted: “Wait, are they chanting ‘Bro’?”
Barney: “I got some locals monks to record this. Yeah, I got a monk guy. Cool right?”

2 Broke Girls 1×19 “And the Spring Break”

“You put the ‘Oh no’ in kimono.” —Caroline, to a revealing kimono-clad Oleg

Cougar Town 3×06 “Something Big”

“That makes less sense than non-alcoholic beer. Or soccer.” —Bobby

Happy Endings 2×19 “You Snooze, You Bruise”

“So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner’s Oscar speech?” —Penny

Community 3×12 “Contemporary Impressionists”

“Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near us.” —Troy

30 Rock 6×13 “Grandmentor”

“Are you sure? ‘Cause I took one of those ‘which Gossip Girl are you?’ quizzes, and it said I was the dad’s guitar.” —Liz


Posted on March 24, 2012, in Quotes, Television and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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