‘True Blood’ 5×09 Review: “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”
Okay class, what did we learn from this week’s episode of True Blood? Number one: if you’re going to make a YouTube video of yourself performing hate crimes while wearing a mask, don’t’ forget to take off your very recognizable square-dancing boots. (Actually, probably just don’t make a YouTube video of yourself performing hate crimes. Scratch that, just no hate crimes, ok?) Second, don’t ever piss off a mother shifter by endangering her child. And most importantly, if you’re ever trapped in a homicidal cult looking to ignite a civil war, make sure you don’t let Bill in on your master plan of escape. Honestly, at this point hating Bill isn’t even fun anymore. It’s just too easy…
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