10 Things We Thought We Would See Before Clooney Got Married

George Clooney and pig

George Clooney’s pet pig must have sprouted wings and learned to fly. That’s the only thing we can think of to explain the news that the renowned bachelor is actually engaged. We never thought we would see the day People Magazine‘s Sexiest Man Alive would put a ring on it it…again. George Clooney was married once before in 1989 but the relationship ended four years later. Since then, the salt-n-pepper fox took a vow of bachelorhood, which explains our surprise when E! reported his engagement to Amal Alamuddin. We are still in shock! It is truly a phenomenon like Halley’s Comet, every 75 years the world witnesses a Mrs. George Clooney.

Here is a list of 10 things we thought we would see before Clooney got married again.

1. Flying cars


2. A Fringe Broadway musical


3. Charlie Sheen winning an Oscar


4. A canine president

Dog President

5. Indiana Jones 15


6. Teleportation


7. The Room winning the Palme D’Or


8. C.S.I. finally ending its run


9. A Wonder Woman movie (preferably directed by Joss Whedon)


10. Robot apocalypse

I Robot



Posted on April 28, 2014, in Listmania and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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