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‘Star Wars Heroes’: A Book for the Baby Jedi in Your Life

Star Wars Heroes board book

My friend is having her first child, and as soon as I heard, I started buying books for the baby. Obviously I wanted to get him or her started on Star Wars as soon as possible, but it’s hard because, as I’m sure you’re aware, babies can’t read. (Unless you believe there’s some truth behind the 1999 film Baby Geniuses, which, by the way, has a whopping 2.3-star rating on IMDb.) Despite this fact, they still make books for babies—they just have fewer words and are made of cardboard so that when kids try to eat them, the pages remain more or less intact. In my search, I found one such book called Star Wars Heroes, published by Scholastic. It introduces all the major characters of the Star Wars universe (which, unfortunately, includes a picture of Hayden Christensen as Anakin), and has a short quote for each one. It’s a great way to plant the seed of Star Wars fandom in babies’ brains as soon as they leave the womb. Plus, it’s way more fun for parents to read a book about Star Wars to their infant than one about colors or shapes or any of that nonsense. With any luck, the kid’s first words will be in Wookiee.

-L

Star Wars Day: The Trilogy Told By Someone Who Has Never Seen It

What happens when you ask a friend who has never seen Star Wars to explain the trilogy? This video is born.

Watch this hysterical video of Joe Nicolosi’s friend, Amanda, describing Ewoks as “brown muppets” and calling Chewbacca a “deformed Ewok” (poor Chewie).

Makes me laugh every time.

-Mary

Star Wars Day: Meet Sariah Gellego, an Eight Year Old Sith Lord

Watch this little girl embrace her inner Sith, and don’t forget to watch the interview in which she discusses her plan to kill Vader and become the leader of the Dark Side. Sariah Gellego is like a female character out of the Whedonverse. High five girl!

-Mary & Louise

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